Humour
Selected reasons:
1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
7, HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.
10, NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".
15, CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women.
20, PARALLEL PARKING - bosh, straight in. first time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.
3 comments:
You forgot peeing standing up and breasts... oh no wait, you dont get breasts until your 40...
Had them at 30 mate :)
Yes he has I've seen them, they are spectacular
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