Saturday, December 24, 2005
News Flash - Earth round after all
The NZ Herald report that US Scientists are voting Darwinian evolution as the breakthrough of the year.
While this may not come as any surprise to some, the idea of Creationism or "Intelligent Design" has been gaining momentum, and it appears many people now fear travelling by cruise liner lest they fall off the edge of the world.
Other practices on the rise include the burning of Witches and the revival of traditional medical practices such as blooding and leeches.
Lord of the Rings fans should rechoice at the prospect of the return of Orc's and Wizards, while others fear the return of Lord Voldemort.
I blame Harry Potter for all of this.