"Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard they make no battery". :)
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Cian
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OMG - I am going to be puking fur balls for a week. Thankfully I am at the other side of the world. Lord knows what Shaw is going to do to you when she sees you next. Just stand well back and make sure her hands are empty.
How ANYONE could find that tragic collage in any way sexy is beyond me. Get a load of Gwyneth's flaccid minge at 1:02. And what possessed her to wear a dead emu? Sick doesn't BEGIN to describe it.
And don't even get me STARTED on Gwyn pathetically trying - and dismally failing - to make spare ribs sexy at 2:09.
So I'm off to bring up my breakfast, thanks for that.
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OMG - I am going to be puking fur balls for a week. Thankfully I am at the other side of the world. Lord knows what Shaw is going to do to you when she sees you next. Just stand well back and make sure her hands are empty.
You are brave that is all I can say.
To again quote Helen Keller -
“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.”
Seriously, Mark, I say this as a FRIEND:
You need help. Serious help.
How ANYONE could find that tragic collage in any way sexy is beyond me. Get a load of Gwyneth's flaccid minge at 1:02. And what possessed her to wear a dead emu? Sick doesn't BEGIN to describe it.
And don't even get me STARTED on Gwyn pathetically trying - and dismally failing - to make spare ribs sexy at 2:09.
So I'm off to bring up my breakfast, thanks for that.
x
"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart"
What the hell did Helen Keller know about seeing? She's hardly in a position to quote, ergo it is a mootquote.
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Hey guys - but seriously!!!
It's always fun to bait the Shaw'ster :)
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