I am so uncool.
That's only OK because, for the most part, we're all uncool.
Fortunately, how we are perceived is partially sculpted by the way we project ourselves to others. Hopefully this doesn't involve any of the "inner crazy" some of us struggle to suppress.
Unfortunately, the more you let your guard down and the more you say, the greater the chance someone else will find out how uncool you truly are.
So; given that you are indeed uncool, and those you trust know it (and they don't give a damn); that just makes them extra cool - right? *1
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool (Lester Bangs - character from Almost Famous)
*1 And then there is always a possibility that one day someone will see your signed Battlestar Galactica cast photo....and the cycle starts all over again :)