Monday, February 20, 2006

Chicken of the Sea Unite!


Isn't it funny, that those who take the extreme moral high ground, almost invariably fall from grace in the most horrific way.
An example of this phenomenon is Jessica Simpson, (who once pledged her virginity to her father until she married - yes, you read that right) may have been having an affair for a number of years with Maroon 5's lead singer Adam Levine. It "appears" that her recent marriage collapse may have been the direct result of that infidelity.
It just goes to show you that, supposedly "having it all", doesnt necessarily mean you have it "all" together.
I find it ironic, now this information has come to light, her husband Nick Lachley has decided to petition for spousal support, stating that his own income has dropped, as he has invested more and more of his time investing in his relationship with his wife. As a full partner in the relationship, with no prenuptial agreement (Jessica's idea I understand), Nick stands to gain half of his wife's 50 million dollars empire, as well as ongoing alimony.
Karma's a bitch eh.

3 comments:

Tyler Knows Best said...

Nick rocks dude - I'd have a beer with him! Jessica's got wierd short legs...

Fall Out Boy said...

We're going down, down in an earlier round, and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.

woman wandering said...

sigh, a mere technicality, the whole virginity pledge, surely an affair with Adam Levine is too much like the divine to kibble about ...